Yo Mama So Fat!


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We've put together what we consider ten of the funniest "Yo Mama Jokes" out there!  If you have any you'd like to share with us, please feel free to let us know.

  1. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
  2. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  3. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
  4. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
  5. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world.
  6. Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  7. Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
  8. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  9. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
  10. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!



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